Do you Facebook drunk? Yeah me too...

So I might consider buying this. An internet security firm in America has created a program to stop you from accessing your social media accounts when drunk. So no more "Omg im spewingf so hardde rite now looollll drunnk as FUCK!"

Or the classic example from Fernanda Trigo that you'll see if you watch the ad for it...



Any good drunken social media stories? Post them in the comments!
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First post in over a year, WUT?!

Sorry, I guess? I just started thinking about Weezle Hunt again and I was like, damn, what happened... Also turns out I've earned $2.25 in advertising revenue, Kaching! Makin' ends meet...

Anyway, not to deviate from the purpose of this site, check this flippin shit out. I mean. What the shit.



You can become a fan of Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws on Facebook for some regular updates and similar shizzle.

My kinda man..

This guy..

PS: I just realised I haven't posted in over a month ='( I'm so sorry! Exams have rolled around now though so expect a bit more - it's procrastination season!

Bitching customers make me want to eat babies.

We've all had jobs where we have to deal with that small percentage of crazy customers. Not Always Right is a site packed with user-submitted conversation transcripts between nutty customers (who are not, in fact, always right) and those poor sods behind the counter. It'll make you superlol and reading it will most likely take up hours of your precious time. Success!

Check out the rest of it here.

Not to blow one's own trumpet...

Following on from the post about Doodurls, I'll let you in on my new little project called Weezle Scribbles. It's basically a record of my in-class doodles. I may not update it often but check it out on Monday-Wednesday especially, because that's when I have my boring classes and the doodle juices get flowing (whoa that sounded disgusting).

Check the Weezle Scribbles here.

Sorry to be a gushing little fan girl but...

I think this kiwi boy, Levi Beamish, is my new favourite internet celeb. He's most famous on youtube, where his channel has a strong following of over 22,000 subscribers and around half a million views. He makes nifty, funny wee videos of out of this world storytelling and random bits and pieces. Oh yeah and he's ridiculously good looking, I mean, this guys got marriage proposals flying at him like arrows. Let me show you why:

And you can check out his channel here

What I ACTUALLY do when I'm bored in class

I doodle.

ACTUALLY.

And I've found an appropriate site on which to share my doodle content with the world... Doodurls!

You can scroll through all the submitted doodles, comment on them, submit your own, that kinda jazz.
They've even featured one of my creations on Doodurls:



Click one of the links to be taken to a magical world of more doodles and wonder :-D

A tribute to my namesake

As you may have observed, this website/blog/boredom-reduction-tool is called Weezle Hunt. At face value, this appears to imply that I hunt weasels (which I CAN actually spell correctly!). Although this is not usually the case, today is a bit special. Today on Weezle Hunt, I bring you a cute, funny, entertaining video tribute to the fascinating creatures we like to call Weasels. Enjoy.



P.S. I am aware that these are in fact ferrets ;-)

The lamer the better

This one's pretty much the facebook version of failblog. It shows a variety of terrible facebook wall posts, status updates, photos and the like that will leave you lol-ing and cringing.

WARNING: This is what I like to call a weapon of mass procrastination. Do not go any further if you have an assignment/report/something important due tomorrow morning.

But seriously, ignore my warning and head to Lamebook for more!

The 5 Best Flashmobs on Youtube

In no particular order, I bring to your attention the 5 best flashmobs on youtube.

Frozen Grand Central

One of the most famous and most watched flashmobs on youtube (so far over 18m views). This one was pulled off by the pioneers of of the modern flashmob, Improv Everywhere, in Grand Central Station, New York (click link to see more of Improv Everywhere's stunts and mobs).

The T-mobile Dance

Another flashmob with over 10m views on youtube and one of the best viral marketing campaigns I know of. This one was organised by T-mobile in the UK and pulled off in Liverpool Street Station (I guess train stations are the in-place for flashmobs?).

Latvian Folk Dance

Not many views on this one, but it was only done a few days ago (20 August 2009), so I'm sure it'll go viral pretty soon! This one features a birds-eye-view shot on the mob which makes it look even cooler. Fancy.

Michael Jackson Tribute

There are many MJ Tribute flashmobs in different locations around the world floating about youtube. This is one that happened in Stockholm, Sweden. It's not strictly a flashmob due to the apparent forewarning, judging by the gathered audience, but still pretty sweet!

The Sound of Music with a Twist

I believe this one's in the Netherlands, can't really tell... but awesome none the less!

Anyone have a better flashmob and wish to prove me wrong? Post the URL in the comments below!

Some quirky news for ya

Man stole motorbike - part by part

A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over five years from the factory where he worked.

Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one.

He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times.

"I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang.

After five years, he had finally built himself a brand new SUV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road.

But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving licence or paperwork for the bike.

Zhang admitted theft and was fined the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.

SOURCE: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3448468.html?menu=news.quirkies

If websites were people...

I was creeping around the tunnels of the internet like the critter I am and found this little gem:

See the full size version.

The Europe Test

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been quite busy lately, but I've found this fucking sweet video you must see. I swear this shit is going viral soon so be one of the first to see it! It'll make you lol, cringe and cry with despair all at the same time. I like to call it the lolcrynge.

Crazy is as crazy emails

A somewhat similar venture to Emails from an Asshole, but definately worth knowing about, is Emails From Crazy People. This one is full of user sumbitted what-the-fuck-crazy-for-real email conversations. A brilliant time waster if you have an assignment due tomorrow.

Heres a shining example of what you may expect (not actually an email, but suitably crazy):

Teachers. You respect them when you're a child and they are so much bigger than you... but in a few years you come to realise the idiots that some of them really are.

Wedding Gone Viral

I've found something cool! ...which probably doesn't surprise you. I have too much time on my hands. This is a video of a wedding ceremony entrance with style, humour, and an overdose of cool. The video has gone viral with nearly 7.5 million views in its first 8 days on the internet. Check it out:



Do you reckon he punched the bride afterwards?

Was that question witty or inappropriate?

YOU decide.

Disproportionate Faces Scare Me.

Fellow blog The Fire Wire has put together a bunch of pictures of what cartoons would look like if they were real. This one is truly a pearler.

Hottest 'real' cartoon goes to Jessica Rabbit:

Scariest/weirdest looking 'real' cartoon goes to Homer Simpson:

See the rest of the untooned toons HERE.

Classifieds Beware!

If you list a classified ad on the internet or in your local newspaper, beware of people like this guy... Emails From an Asshole is a series of hilarious email exchanges between the anonymous creator of dontevenreply.com and some unsuspecting members of the public via their classified ads.

To see the rest of this email exchange and to see other superlolzor exchanges, click here.

WARNING: Content may cause arousal or disgust.

Humour site Cracked.com have put together a list of The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys. I usually try to keep my content reasonably clean (by the standards of the internet anyway), but this one is toeing the line a bit... So, before you read any further, I will warn you that this may destroy innocence and cause nightmares (or nice dreams depending on your perspective). It is not for the faint hearted. You may stop reading now if you wish...

BUT, if you have a sick, twisted sense of humour like me, you'll be filled to the brim with anticipation and keep reading.

The list gives a picture of the toy and brief description of how it is used. The toys range from funny, to offensive, to painful, to downright weird. The most distasteful and offensive (but frankly hilarious) toy in my opinion was #21 - The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Some people have a fetish for having their saviour in infant form wedged in their rear end...?

See the full list HERE (remember, you have been warned).

It's the smo-o-o-o-o-oke

I found a pearler of a video. It's part of the Auto Tune the News Series (the best one in my opinion). I won't tell you much, it speaks for itself...

Oooohhhhh Shit...

So I've been slacking off a bit lately, let's just call it a holiday... but I'm back to bring you the funniest, most interesting, best time-wasting bits and bobs on the internet. Today, I'm hooking you up with a new, brilliant love of mine - Bacon Babble. This blog is a mix of my two favourite things ever; humour and bacon. They recently compiled a bunch of photos of the best 'Oh Shit' moments on the internet, such as this one:

Take a look at the rest.