Some quirky news for ya

Man stole motorbike - part by part

A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over five years from the factory where he worked.

Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one.

He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times.

"I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang.

After five years, he had finally built himself a brand new SUV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road.

But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving licence or paperwork for the bike.

Zhang admitted theft and was fined the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.

SOURCE: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3448468.html?menu=news.quirkies

Disproportionate Faces Scare Me.

Fellow blog The Fire Wire has put together a bunch of pictures of what cartoons would look like if they were real. This one is truly a pearler.

Hottest 'real' cartoon goes to Jessica Rabbit:

Scariest/weirdest looking 'real' cartoon goes to Homer Simpson:

See the rest of the untooned toons HERE.

WARNING: Content may cause arousal or disgust.

Humour site Cracked.com have put together a list of The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys. I usually try to keep my content reasonably clean (by the standards of the internet anyway), but this one is toeing the line a bit... So, before you read any further, I will warn you that this may destroy innocence and cause nightmares (or nice dreams depending on your perspective). It is not for the faint hearted. You may stop reading now if you wish...

BUT, if you have a sick, twisted sense of humour like me, you'll be filled to the brim with anticipation and keep reading.

The list gives a picture of the toy and brief description of how it is used. The toys range from funny, to offensive, to painful, to downright weird. The most distasteful and offensive (but frankly hilarious) toy in my opinion was #21 - The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Some people have a fetish for having their saviour in infant form wedged in their rear end...?

See the full list HERE (remember, you have been warned).

Oooohhhhh Shit...

So I've been slacking off a bit lately, let's just call it a holiday... but I'm back to bring you the funniest, most interesting, best time-wasting bits and bobs on the internet. Today, I'm hooking you up with a new, brilliant love of mine - Bacon Babble. This blog is a mix of my two favourite things ever; humour and bacon. They recently compiled a bunch of photos of the best 'Oh Shit' moments on the internet, such as this one:

Take a look at the rest.