Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
We've all had jobs where we have to deal with that small percentage of crazy customers. Not Always Right is a site packed with user-submitted conversation transcripts between nutty customers (who are not, in fact, always right) and those poor sods behind the counter. It'll make you superlol and reading it will most likely take up hours of your precious time. Success!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Following on from the post about Doodurls, I'll let you in on my new little project called Weezle Scribbles. It's basically a record of my in-class doodles. I may not update it often but check it out on Monday-Wednesday especially, because that's when I have my boring classes and the doodle juices get flowing (whoa that sounded disgusting).
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I think this kiwi boy, Levi Beamish, is my new favourite internet celeb. He's most famous on youtube, where his channel has a strong following of over 22,000 subscribers and around half a million views. He makes nifty, funny wee videos of out of this world storytelling and random bits and pieces. Oh yeah and he's ridiculously good looking, I mean, this guys got marriage proposals flying at him like arrows. Let me show you why:
And you can check out his channel here
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
And I've found an appropriate site on which to share my doodle content with the world... Doodurls!
You can scroll through all the submitted doodles, comment on them, submit your own, that kinda jazz.
They've even featured one of my creations on Doodurls:
Click one of the links to be taken to a magical world of more doodles and wonder :-D
Sunday, September 6, 2009
As you may have observed, this website/blog/boredom-reduction-tool is called Weezle Hunt. At face value, this appears to imply that I hunt weasels (which I CAN actually spell correctly!). Although this is not usually the case, today is a bit special. Today on Weezle Hunt, I bring you a cute, funny, entertaining video tribute to the fascinating creatures we like to call Weasels. Enjoy.
P.S. I am aware that these are in fact ferrets ;-)
Monday, August 31, 2009
This one's pretty much the facebook version of failblog. It shows a variety of terrible facebook wall posts, status updates, photos and the like that will leave you lol-ing and cringing.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
In no particular order, I bring to your attention the 5 best flashmobs on youtube.
Friday, August 21, 2009
A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over five years from the factory where he worked. Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one. He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times. "I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang. After five years, he had finally built himself a brand new SUV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road. But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving licence or paperwork for the bike. Zhang admitted theft and was fined the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.
Man stole motorbike - part by part
A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over five years from the factory where he worked.
Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one.
He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times.
"I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang.
After five years, he had finally built himself a brand new SUV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road.
But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving licence or paperwork for the bike.
Zhang admitted theft and was fined the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been quite busy lately, but I've found this fucking sweet video you must see. I swear this shit is going viral soon so be one of the first to see it! It'll make you lol, cringe and cry with despair all at the same time. I like to call it the lolcrynge.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
A somewhat similar venture to Emails from an Asshole, but definately worth knowing about, is Emails From Crazy People. This one is full of user sumbitted what-the-fuck-crazy-for-real email conversations. A brilliant time waster if you have an assignment due tomorrow.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
I've found something cool! ...which probably doesn't surprise you. I have too much time on my hands. This is a video of a wedding ceremony entrance with style, humour, and an overdose of cool. The video has gone viral with nearly 7.5 million views in its first 8 days on the internet. Check it out:
Do you reckon he punched the bride afterwards?
Was that question witty or inappropriate?
Friday, July 24, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
If you list a classified ad on the internet or in your local newspaper, beware of people like this guy... Emails From an Asshole is a series of hilarious email exchanges between the anonymous creator of dontevenreply.com and some unsuspecting members of the public via their classified ads.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Humour site Cracked.com have put together a list of The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys. I usually try to keep my content reasonably clean (by the standards of the internet anyway), but this one is toeing the line a bit... So, before you read any further, I will warn you that this may destroy innocence and cause nightmares (or nice dreams depending on your perspective). It is not for the faint hearted. You may stop reading now if you wish...
Friday, July 10, 2009
I found a pearler of a video. It's part of the Auto Tune the News Series (the best one in my opinion). I won't tell you much, it speaks for itself...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
So I've been slacking off a bit lately, let's just call it a holiday... but I'm back to bring you the funniest, most interesting, best time-wasting bits and bobs on the internet. Today, I'm hooking you up with a new, brilliant love of mine - Bacon Babble. This blog is a mix of my two favourite things ever; humour and bacon. They recently compiled a bunch of photos of the best 'Oh Shit' moments on the internet, such as this one:
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Ever looked at a tweet or a facebook status update and gone "WHOA. Did. not. need. to. know."?
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Some tattoos are cool. Some tattoos are cute. Some tattoos are badass.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Some of you may remember when I posted a link to the website This is Why You're Fat. I scrolled through that whole site gazing over the culinary miracles before my eyes. I wanted to try them. All of them. Each and every one. I was gutted at the absense of recipes. Some of the food on display, however, seemed quite simple. Simple enough to try out...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
When Barack Obama was elected president of the USA in late 2008, Obama-mania swept the world. People cried with joy and hugged strangers in the street. Fair enough. Some Japanese toymaker brought out a Barack Obama action figure.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Improv Everywhere are a group from New York who pull public stunts for fun. This one wasn't so much of a stunt, just a super cool thing to do. They gave some random newlyweds who they didn't even know a surprise wedding reception! Watch the video, it'll melt your heart...
Monday, June 8, 2009
This is a website devoted to the most disgustingly fatty/sugary/salty but god damn delicious food in the world. Scroll through and feast your eyes on pictures that will make your mouth water but your arteries cry out for mercy.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
David Thorne was a bit short of cash and behind in paying his bills. He received a letter reminding him to pay the $233.95 that he owed. He replied:
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Being a marketing student, I learn a lot about consumer wants and needs...
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Here is the trailer for Minesweeper: The Movie. Hilarious stuff from the super cool peeps at College Humour. Check it out...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Morph Thing is one of the many marvellous time wasters I've thrown away much of my precious life exploring. They have a gallery filled with portraits of famous people that you can morph together to make super celebrity hybrids. What more could you want on a Thursday evening?! You can also upload your own pictures and morph yourself with celebrities or friends and produce rough impressions of what your babies could look like. You could even morph pictures of yourself and that guy you're madly in love with but are to scared to talk to him so I just stalk him on facebook and print his pictures out and put them on my wall and see what our babies will look like when I manage to acquire some of his sperm cells and artificially inseminate myself.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Oh yes, she did just say that. This is the Overheard series of websites. They're websites with a collection of quoted weird and hilarious overheard conversations in public spaces. Lots of places have their own Overheard website. Why, even little New Zealand has its own Overheard site.
Bloody Penguin Toss. This game is a bit of a variation on Kitten Cannon. It involves a penguin being pitched to a yeti, who then proceeds to smash it with a spiked club as far as it can go, with the help of a few land mines along the way. Blood everywhere, as you can well imagine. This is the kind of game for people who enjoy bludgeoning endangered species to death, but don't want to deal with the implications of the law (quite a niche market I would think).
If you've got 9 minutes and 21 seconds to kill (or maybe you don't but want to kill it anyway), this is the perfect way to do so. Here is a cartoon created by Don Hertzfeldt. It's hilarious in very absurd ways. Enjoy.
Monday, June 1, 2009
For those of us lucky enough to live in the southern hemisphere, winter is rearing its butt-ugly head and giving us all the willies. Fortunatley you can find a few solutions to the cold on the majestic, all powerful, all knowing internet. Give those shitty, oversized power bills a big, wet kiss goodbye.
Switched, a news/blog site on all things geeky and technological. They've just released a very interesting piece on 8 Weird GPS Devices.
Some footage from the MTV Movie Awards, 2009. Eminem gets a lovely surprise from the great Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno. Take a squiz...
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Fuck My Life. One of my favourite procrastination websites, and it's especially helpful when you're having a bad day. The idea is that you look through the FML's and have a good laugh, realising that a lot of people have had much shittier days than you. You can sort the FML's to show the top rated first, and even create an account so you can create your own FML's and save your favourites to have another chuckle at later on.
Let me start by saying that it's not as sick and twisted as it sounds. It's Kitten Cannon, a flash game where the sole objective is to fire a kitten as far as possible. The general consensus throughout the comments is that it's very addictive but kinda cruel. The game does have a 90% thumbs up rating though, so it can't be all that bad, right?
The bacon explosion. Holy crap. Just typing it out right now makes me want to stick my hair in a power point, turn it on, see what happens... This thing is like a deity. You love it and fear it at the same time. I have yet to try it for myself, but I will soon, I'm sure. In the meantime, if anyone else would like to give it a shot, give me feedback and photos!
Ben and Jerry's is currently running a promotion where you design your own ice cream. They then pick a winning ice cream which will actually become a Ben and Jerry's product. Unfortunately the competition is only open to people in countries where Ben and Jerry's is actually sold, but it's damn fun to do anyway. Give it a whirl...
Do the World a Flavor
Here's one I prepared earlier...